Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Walk up to a girl and say that you’ve lost your cell phone and ask if you can use hers to call it.

This is just pure genius. Not only do you create a reason to talk to her and meet her, you also get her number (in a sneaky way). Its important that you make an impression on her if you plan on calling her back once you “find” your cell phone. Be casual yet a bit worried that you lost your cell phone. Look her in the eyes when you talk and while you are dialing your cell’s number, try to strike up a conversation. DO NOT let her catch that this is one of those cheesy pick up lines or you will have a situation thats tough to get out of. For example, don’t have your phone in your pocket and when you call, your ringtone starts playing.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line: Are you the girl that I saw in the [most recent concert]?

This is a great line as a both a conversation starter and pick up line. I wasn’t in the concert he told me about (I forget the bands name) and told him that I’ve not been there. So he asked if I liked their music and thus began the conversation. I suppose that if I was at the concert, we would have talked about it so its a win-win situation.

What is great is that you get to know the girl right away. Its an easy question to ask and is one of the greatest conversation starters for anyone. As far as cheesy pick up lines go, this is one of the better ones.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey, I know you! We went to different schools together.

Well I’ll tell you one thing, if your a guy this is one way to tell if the girl you are trying to pick up is sharp or not. I got it right away and am proud of myself =) When I told this to some of my girl friends they didn’t get it until I explained it.

This is really a bargain cheesy pick up line. If the girl doesn’t get the pun, its going to be hard to get on her good side. If she does get it, then you got yourself a nice, smart girl. If you pull this off, you will be irresistible to any girl. This will also not work if you are currently both attending the same school (for obvious reasons).

Cheesy Pick Up Line: I was sitting in an almost empty diner and I guy came up to me and said, “Can I join you? This place is packed” and sat down.

After he sat down he smiled and I just laughed and we started talking. It went on and I ended up taking me on “another” date. I am almost positive this would work on any girl out there. He was an average looking guy but had become a real lady-killer with that pick up line. This wasn’t very cheesy as cheesy pick up lines go, but it was one of the more memorable ones.

Cheesy Pick Up Line - Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell down from heaven!
This is possibly the cheesiest of the cheesy pick up lines ever. Its so cliche and used in soo many movies (Jowana Man off the top of my head). I don’t know about other gals, but no matter how confident or how good looking the guy is, this is one of those cheesy pick up lines you want to avoid.

So if you plan to pick up a girl, this is one cheesy pick up line you want to avoid.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Excuse me, does this [drink] taste funny? and then handed me a brand new drink

This can really fool any girl as long as you sound persuasive and don’t act “cheesy”. When this happened to me, I tasted it and told him that it tasted fine. Only after did I realize that this was a cheesy pick up line.

I’m sure that he could seduce any woman that he wanted to with that line. Because he was so confident and serious, I thought he meant it for real and took the bite.

So that was a great example of a cheesy pick up line that worked and there are plenty more.